It started at 8:30am. I drove my boyfriend to work. It was bad enough that he had to work on Halloween, but after I left him there, I found out that his co-worker was two hours late. So my boyfriend ended up standing outside in the rain. FAIL
While he was sulking in the rain, I was making my big push toward health and physical fitness by taking advantage of my first day of gym membership. But when I got to the gym, there was no parking anywhere. FAIL
Then I spent the afternoon scouring the grocery store and the mall for pieces for my costume and ingredients for my Halloween cookies. With all my success and excitement, I came home to "Oh crap! I messed it up." Yes, my boyfriend messed up his Halloween costume by trying to use bathtub caulking as fabric glue! Goodbye costume idea #1. FAIL
Later we came up with another brilliant idea. All we had to do was burn a shirt with an iron. But the iron wouldn't burn my boyfriends shirt for the costume idea. What!?! Seriously, a Nonburnable cotton shirt? Who's heard of that? FAIL
While he struggled against the cotton menace, the cookies I made came out came out wrong. What I thought would be cute little sandwich cookies turned out to be huge cake sandwiches. Martha really let me down this time. I tried to save them with artful decorating, but instead of a witches hats, they looked like traffic cones. FAIL
7:53 came. We had no costume. No motivation. No energy.
Everything about the day was a complete and utter disaster.
And then it hit us:
Did I mention that the car was out of gas, he forgot his wallet, and I left my jacket at home?
FAIL - FTW!










